A round of applause for the tireless warriors of social justice! After much struggle, IIM Ahmedabad has finally introduced reservations in its PhD program starting 2025. This historic decision is a major step toward making elite education “inclusive,” ensuring that underrepresented groups secure their rightful seats in prestigious academic programs. A big victory? Sure. But don’t pack up the banners just yet—this is only the beginning.
You see, this move isn’t just about academics. No, no. It’s the perfect springboard for politicians looking for their next headline-grabbing cause. Imagine the possibilities! As reservation policies expand, the political machinery can rev into full gear. After all, elections are always around the corner, and what better way to gather votes than by championing more reservations?
But why stop at PhDs? Let’s now train our focus on reservations in the defense forces! Why should merit, physical fitness, or a strong sense of national duty be the only criteria for guarding our borders? The Indian Army, Navy, and Air Force could become true symbols of inclusive patriotism by ensuring that every regiment reflects our country’s diverse social fabric.
Next in line: our Olympic contingent! If social justice demands representation in education, why not in sports? Who needs rigorous training when we could field a perfectly representative team based on social quotas? Imagine the headlines: “India wins gold for equality!” It won’t matter how many medals we actually bring home, because the real victory would be in showcasing our commitment to diversity over merit.
And let’s not forget about the Indian cricket team, the heart and soul of the nation. Should we continue to select players based on talent, hard work, and years of dedication? Of course not! The time has come for cricket to embrace the spirit of social justice. A little reservation here, a little quota there, and soon we’ll have a team that doesn’t just chase trophies but symbolizes our quest for true inclusivity.
Now, here’s where things get even juicier—politicians can milk this for years! By pushing reservation in every possible domain—defense, sports, government jobs, space programs—politicians can maintain their vote banks while also claiming to be the champions of equality. Every election season could feature rallies filled with promises of more representation in every sphere of life. Forget policies that strengthen the economy or improve infrastructure—this is the winning strategy!
And why stop there? If social justice is to truly prevail, why not reserved seats in international diplomacy? Let’s demand that UN representatives, astronauts, even Nobel laureates are selected not for their expertise or contributions, but for their community background. After all, it’s not about who’s best suited for the job—it’s about making sure everyone gets a fair share of the spotlight.
So, congratulations again on this monumental victory. But the road to full “equality” is long, and we’ve only just begun. Politicians, rev up your engines. The real race is about to start.
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